Stephen Colbert dictates new rules for society from beneath the furry hat

[iframe id=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/i2I21Gse9HU”%5D

On Tuesday’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert brought back the power of the furry hat to declare new rules for society. He begins by stating, “Now that this hat is upon my head I am endowed with unquestionable power, due to my hat’s two main attributes: its bigness and its furriness.” Endowed with that power, he begins by asserting that “Henceforth, if Starbucks insists on continuing to use made up names for small, medium, and large, we get to pay them with made up money.” He goes on to declare, “There are too many cable dramas. From now on, everyone watches one show about a drug-dealing zombie hacker housewife who is naked and afraid.” And also, “From this moment on, episodes of Scooby Doo will be rewritten to reflect the fact that it is not a crime to dress up like a ghost on your own property.” Watch the video for more rules from the furry hat!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s