James Corden reacts to the new trend of making shopping mall Santa look hipster and handsome on Monday’s Late Late Show. A Portland shopping center had a Santa who had on a vintage sweater and sported a man bun. Corden has a problem with this, because if a Santa is not dressed as Santa, he’s just taking his kids to sit on an old guy’s lap. “Happy winter, kids. Want to sit on a guy?” He also says the hipster Santa “looks like he’d deliver presents on December 27, and just say ‘Aw sorry. I totally spaced.'” A Toronto mall released pictures of a skinny, hunky Santa, which Corden also doesn’t like, because “sitting on Santa’s lap was already sexually confusing.” Watch the video to see Corden defend the rights of big guys everywhere to keep their yearly gigs.