James Corden has to cover some very serious news about Paul Ryan

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James Corden revealed a breaking political development on The Late Late Show Tuesday night: Paul Ryan’s new beard. For the past nearly 100 years, the Speaker of the House has had a bare face, but Ryan showed up to Congress Monday with a bit of stubble that he’s calling his hunting beard. Corden doesn’t know if he likes the idea of a congressman that looks like they’re going through something. “Nobody wants a congressman who looks like he’s gonna start every meeting with ‘I’m sorry, I haven’t been getting much sleep since Jennifer left me.'” Ryan is the first speaker to have a beard since 1925, but he “is also the first politician in a hundred years to have a beard that isn’t his wife.”

Speaking of hunting beards, news out of the upper peninsula of Michigan reports that strip clubs have seen a spike in business due to hunting season. That’s right, says Corden, “these men go from hunting Bambi during the day, to helping her pay for college at night.” Some are calling this ‘stripper season’ on Michigan’s upper peninsula, but Corden cautions, “I don’t even want to think about what’s going on in their lower peninsula.”

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